Anyways, I thought I'd make a list of things I'd never do. Why, you ask?
I was driving down the road the other day, saw a truck with a giant decal sticker that said "I <3 My Stripper!" , and I thought to myself, "who would ever do that?" Which then led me to the thought what would I never do.... interesting train of thought, I know.
Without further ado, here's a list of things I would never do...:
(AND a forewarning- 100% of the reasons I'd neglect to partake in something, has nothing to do with my opinions on it- but rather my fear, quirks and OCD...)
- I would never get a dermal anchor.
- I would never eat something off the ground.
- I would never pick up a hitch hiker
- I would never go a day without washing my hands
- I would never buy an outfit at Gymboree, full price
- I would never sleep without a carbon monoxide detector
- I would never lick the floor of the ER... haha or any floor, I guess... (well, maybe Leslie's :)
- I would never turn down an epidural
- I would never fly with children under the age of 3 to Hawaii
- I would never stand on the roof of a building
- I would never hold hands with a stranger (unless said stranger had just washed and sanitized their hands :)
- I would never throw away my crockpot
- I would never want to see my OB at Toys 'R Us (or anywhere outside of the delivery room) again.
- I would never fall asleep without telling Ryan and my kids, they're my world and I love 'em.
- I would never choose to eat steak.
- I would never wear these for the obvious reason that I'd look like a stuffed sausage.
- I would never eat a circus peanut
- I would never (consciously) let a nurse or whoever, put a needle in me without confirming 700000 times that it hasn't been used.
- I would never.......
What would you never do? Do you have a weird OCD thing? Or a fear of something? Share! And you never know.... a commentator might just get a little somethin' somethin'. :)
6 comments:
yeah... never on the dermal anchor. I couldn't even watch that video!
I knowwwww awful huh? My hair stylist had one by her eye and she told me all about it- I've been traumatized ever since!
I would never wear those leggings either..even if I were stick thin!
Those leggings are awful!! and I would NEVER eat a circus peanut either :) I would also NEVER wear a bikini (never have, never will), never go sky diving and I would never not wear a seatbelt.
Good ones beck!! :)
Never:
on the dermal anchor
on the circus peanuts. bleh.
on those awful leggins. YIKES!
jump out of an airplane or bungee jump.
on electively having surgery on my body just to "enhance" anything.
((I am glad to know that you would eat off my floors. I am definitely touched.:)))
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