- DO confirm with your husband that the air conditioning maintenance man is coming to fix the a/c at 8:30 AM so you don't answer the door in a nursing tank and VS sweats.
- DON'T suction your 2 year old's belly button in an attempt to be funny. Let me explain this one: The kids go ape when I bring out the vacuum. They love it. They chase it and I tease them with it, pretending to suction up their toes. Today Henry planted himself right in front of me as I was using the extension hose to get the crumbs from this mornings breakfast. Jokingly, I put the end of the hose on his belly button and went "Uh Oh! Got you!" His reaction was unexpected. My son will now end up in counseling for a fear of vacuum cleaners. Dang.
- DO make a rule that until mama's coffee is all gone, there will be no boom boxes hauled out into the living room, blasting "This Little Light of Mine."
- DON'T tell your kids (as the A/C man is out in his van, looking for a part) that he's "creepy." For one of your kids (AHEM, HENRY) will shout "CREEPY! CREEPY!" as soon as the A/C man re-enters the house.
That's my list on this glorious Wednesday morning.
Be blessed and happy my friends! :)